The Bush Chord

If Bush actually strummed this chord, this is what it would sound like. I think it's appropriate.

In high school, my friends and I decided that this was the ugliest chord that could be played on the guitar. We cracked each other up by playing it. We played it in the faces of each other's pets, and the pets scurried away in terror. We'd strum it and say, "Am I in tune? I'm in tune, right?" When we played "Make a Face for This Chord," faces contorted as if breaking through the sound barrier.

This chord is the soundtrack to the Bush presidency.