Abu Crotch

Welcome to Europe, Mr. President!

Tag team blogging...

Jeremy arrived Friday. Now, instead of chuckling along to French jokes that I don't really understand, I can have a gut-busting laugh. That's something you don't get that often traveling by yourself. Jer, how good was the Boeuf Bourguinon I made tonight, and how pretentious was the presentation?

How good, you ask? Le Boeuf Bourguignon was glorious, like unto the view today of Champs Elysees with the sun illuminating not only the L'Arc du Triomphe but also the dog peu lining that grande rue.

The French have quite a knack for presentation. Pretentious? Perhaps, but tastily indulgent. What, if you had to guess, will Mr. Bush serve for Mr. Chirac during their exclusive din?

Hmm. I'd guess canard.