Why I sometimes miss my old job...

Company-wide e-mails like this:

hi,

i have a lot of instant soups (cup o noodles, kim-chee, betty crocker rice bowls, etc) that I don't want anymore. I bought these back when I was really into soup, but for reasons that don't need exploring here, I'm sick of it now.

So if you want some soup, please come to my office, number 323, and you can have it. In case I'm not here, I put them on top of my filing cabinet.

Thanks,

Jason

I found this in my e-mail archives. I remember it kept me going that whole week.